Heath Ledger: RIP

An immensely talented actor has just departed.

Heres the teaser of the widely awaited Late Heath Ledger blockbuster, Batman:The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger as The Joker.

Cloverfield

The monster movie of the year.

JUNO trailer

Ellen Page as the wisecracking pregnant teenager.

Rules of Life...for females

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair... and by then you're stuck with them.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5. Men believe that yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self protection.
8. If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
10. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. (It doesn't mean we don't love you anymore. We're hard-wired to ogle.)
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
13. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
15. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
16. (Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that; it's like camping.)

Musings on 'The Secret'

Previous post was a description of the principles of the 'Law of Attraction' which is supposed to be the secret to blissful existence on this planet. Allegedly all the successful people or at least most of them are said to be have been aware of this. All this affair just adds one more layer of intricacy for my wretched existence on this planet. From the day we are born there is the bombardment of our brain with the supposed truths of the universe. Initially it was God, the Almighty, the unquestionable being who will strike you down even if you look at him wrong. Secret of success from age 1 to age 18 was 'Praise God, and you will attain salvation.' Then of course the rebel years set in and you dont want to believe in someone that demands so much phony respect and so decide to make up your own set of rules which essentially tells you to not hurt another human being whatever you do.

Along comes another supposed truth, 'Law of Attraction', its not even an actual law because it cannot be proven, it is supposed to be taken with a huge dose of faith, apparently thats exactly where we were with the 'God' phenomenon. And of course this one also insists that you love yourself to the max which uncomfortably borders on narcissism . I recently read an argument against the 'Law of Attra...' which cites the case of abused children, did the child wish this upon them, or was it entirely upon the whims of the adults who wanted it to happen. Certain realms in this theory thus has uncomfortable levels of explanations.

Moreover just consider the case of my January 05 posting, put it together with the 'intention-manifestation' principle, (hint:asteroid + earth) yes....muahahaha you are in for a rocky ride!!

Intention-Manifestation

'The Secret'. That name encapsulates everything that the video presentation(DVD) intended to impart. The secret to success, the secret to wealth, the secret to the perfect relationship, the secret to good health. Hell!...it is the secret of the universe that is supposed to have been the mantra for the success of great minds such as Plato, Newton, Einstein etc in their respective fields of expertise. Now the following theory is something that was supposedly understood by our forefathers or at least the extremely successful ones. The word 'successful' has been used relatively, successful in the sense that they were happy with their lives because they got everything that they wished for. This is what it comes down to, you are Alladin, the charismatic pauper from the Arabian tales and the Universe is your Genie. The Universe supposedly keeps repeating the same thing to you over and over, 'Your wish is my command.'

This theory is based on the 'Law of Attraction'. We all have learned about this law at the atomic level and at the cosmic level but now it has been extended to the human psyche. Maybe I shouldn't have said 'now it has been' because people from the Babylonian times are said to have been aware of this phenomenon. The gist of the matter is that you only have to make a list of what you deeply and earnestly desire, and just visualize or radiate positive thoughts regarding your desire and the universe will somehow find a way to make your dream come true.

As with everything in this universe this principle too has its 'yang' which is that you being the Alladin should never doubt the feasibility of your desire because then you are sending out the message that the universe will not be able to fulfill your desire and thats exactly what the universe does, 'Your wish is my command.'

Collision course

Yes its here...finally God has opened my letters n' made my wish come true aka "2007 WD5"....those pretty numbers is the name given to the asteroid that is hurtling through space and making its way through our very own solar-system...initially it had 1-in-75 chance of hitting Mars, then chances became 1-in-25 and now 1-in-28(3.6%)....if it misses then it will continue in its path n' probably someday crash into the 'third rock from the sun'...(keeping fingers crossd)...sadly from what i've read even if it crashes on earth, whole of the planet wont be destroyed only a metropolitan area...hopefully though it'll have longterm effects...(dinosaurs anyone?)....

"It's still very much a long shot.

But if you want to see the heavenly version of demolition derby, place your hopes on Asteroid 2007 WDS.

That's the asteroid now moving close enough to Mars that astronomers estimate there's a 3.5 to 4 percent chance it will actually smash into the Red Planet at the end of the month.

"That means there is a 96 percent chance it won't," said Kelly Beatty, executive editor of Sky & Telescope magazine. "But I would think astronomers would really like to see this happen." [link]

"Astronomers at the astronomical observatory Magdalena Ridge Observatory (MRO) in Socorro County, New Mexico, made the observations that slightly changed the chance of the asteroid-red planet collision.

The observatory, which is located about 30 miles (48 kilometers) west of the city of Socorro, is operated primarily by New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology and the University of Cambridge (England). It stands at an elevation of about 10,600 feet (3,180 meters).

Asteroid 2007 WD5 is a near-Earth object (NEO), which means that it could at some point in the future also have a chance of impacting our planet Earth."

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The Counter-strike Musical

Here follows two counter-strike videos... edited them way back in 2004, finally did get to upload them to youtube.

This is the first endeavor under the banner of NJ Lites Inc.,which had its inception during the unwholesome period of preparation for the entrance exams to get into colleges...N=Norbert(moi) & J=Jacinth(idiot who was my study partner)..we did more of plotting n' planning than studying...our dream, like any young idealistic entrepreneur is to start an enterprise of our own and as the name suggests,wait for it(drumroll) :we want to be the best ciggarette manufacturers ever.

NJ Lites - we aim to put YOUR lights OUT!! ;)



above one has music Ra-Do you call my name & Rammstein-sonne



Nevr seen a hindi cs video..hence did the above one with GarajBaras by ali azmat